If chickens never existed, what would everyone compare random other meat to?
note: KFC would probably just be the name of some English football club.
double note: “Come on! Do it! Are you random other meat or something?”
triple note: I think this penguin has a comb-over.
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9 responses so far ↓
nathaliewithanh // August 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm |
A particularly cruel turn of event for Jessica Simpson…
S. Le // August 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm |
Other meats would probably taste like squirrel.
“The Wrong Trousers” is a brilliant film!
planetross // August 8, 2008 at 2:27 pm |
S. Le: Feathers McGraw steals the show
nathaliewithanh: I don’t get your reference
Who is Jessica Simpson? and what is her association with chicken? I am culturally unaware (seriously).
note: just working on the “Pat Coakley Project” at the moment
It will be up in the next few hours 
Kelly Pettit // August 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm |
Jessica Simpson!!! Come on! You just dated yourself my friend. Doooh. Calling you a friend just dated myself too! Shit!
nathaliewithanh // August 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm |
Someone has been living in Japan way too long…
Jessica Simpson? Where to even start? Pop singer and actress, daughter of a Baptist minister who managed her to stardom by making references to her big boobs. Very classy family.
Last year, she started dating Tony Romo, the Cowboy quarterback, and was responsible for the Cowboy downfall at the playoffs. The boobs are really really enormous.
The chicken reference now: she starred in her own reality show with her then husband and, in one infamous episode, alleged that what she was eating was chicken – it was tuna (which is also called chicken of the sea.)
Oh dear! The Pat Coakley project. I’m very scared… and almost on my way to a shoot. I’ll have to be patient…
I’ve been thinking about your fromage world. I cannot think of a more excellent project (but it will take me a while.)
Ervin Sholpnick // August 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm |
Tastes like Gopher
Ervin Sholpnick: the guy from “The LoveBoat”? you are sick and twisted
Ervin Sholpnick // August 8, 2008 at 4:35 pm |
What is this “chicken” thing you are talking about?
Ervin Sholpnick // August 8, 2008 at 7:28 pm |
Actually I prefer Isak
Bunk Strutts // August 9, 2008 at 6:59 am |
Go ahead. Mock chickens. How’d you like to go through life with feathers on your butt and a pecker on your face?