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My Middle Drawer

July 17, 2008 · 7 Comments

My middle drawer at work.

Everyone is welcome to have a peek, peruse, play with, and enjoy the pleasures within.

Class is starting. Please put everything back now. NOW. NOW. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, .5, .25, 0!  PUT THAT STUFF BACK NOW!!!  

OK! ANGRY ROSS is phoning the Toy Police. You are in trouble now!

Everyone knows I keep my “marbles” in the top drawer.

 

note: another great idea by Pat Coakley at Single for a Reason.

 

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7 responses so far ↓

  • Finicky Penguin // July 17, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Reply

    I forget where I put my marbles…

  • w1kkp // July 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Reply

    Oh, my. This keeps getting better and better! Toy Police! And, of course, marbles in your top drawer. Um…your marbles look the size of bowling balls. I ‘ll say nothing more. Nothing, I tell you.

  • razzbuffnik // July 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Reply

    No one can say you’ve lost your marbles……. can they?

  • nathaliewithanh // July 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm | Reply

    Well, well, well, never in my life have I witnessed such a neatly organized toy drawer. I wish I could participate by posting a photograph of my hand-made Barbie Burqa and Ken Laden dolls but I’m afraid the popo would show up at my doorstep accusing me of promoting subversive material.
    I could probably get a job with The New Yorker though…
    note to Ross: I bet you fold your underwear (after having ironed them of course.)

  • S. Le // July 17, 2008 at 9:08 pm | Reply

    I lost my marbles a LONG time ago. The top drawer would be the perfect place to keep them if I still had any.

    Do any of your toys turn up missing? I’d take the cow behind the pumpkin.

  • planetross // July 18, 2008 at 1:31 am | Reply

    Thanks for the comments :)

    I did lose my marbles for a while, but found them in a can behind the TV in another room.

    S. Le: that’s my jumping cow! wind him up and he does back flips. The penguin behind him does the same. Surprisingly, nothing ever goes missing; things just break sometimes. The chattering teeth don’t chatter anymore, they just grind now :(

    nathaliewithanh: I did organize the things in the drawer a bit for the photo shoot.
    You are so wrong about my underwear; the dry cleaners does all that for me :)

  • Mental Mist // July 18, 2008 at 5:30 am | Reply

    Love the transparent spider… Very stealable :D

    My top drawer is filled with a tangle of dysfunctional former cell phone chargers. can’t bear to throw them away, I like black stuff :(

    mentalmist: the spider glows in the dark too :)

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