When I go to festivals I always want to stick my head in the cotton candy machine, and swirl it around until I have a nice big Marie Antoinette hairdo.
The vendor never lets me; something about liability or some other lame excuse.
I guess I’ll have to wait until I go to France.
I hope cotton candy wigs are still in fashion there.
note: photo by Daniela Edburg “Death by cotton candy”.
7 responses so far ↓
Turkish Prawn // June 19, 2008 at 1:34 am |
Buying cotton candy during the revolution must have been freaky. A human head rather then the cardboard cone? No thanks!
Turkish Prawn
jimsmuse // June 19, 2008 at 3:09 am |
I walked through a department store this weekend and was attacked in the fragrance aisle and sprayed with something called “Pink Sugar” that made me smell like cotton candy for hours.
If I had a cotton candy wig, though — it would have been way cool!
Pat // June 19, 2008 at 3:12 am |
A cotton candy wig will be sticky. But still delicious.
sweetiegirlz // June 19, 2008 at 4:22 am |
I have a bissel bagless vacuum you can stick your head in… The dirt spins around until it looks like SCARY cotton candy. I hate emptying that thing.
Finicky Penguin // June 19, 2008 at 7:19 pm |
Just make sure to carry a tall umbrella.
planetross // June 20, 2008 at 12:01 am |
Thanks for the comments
sweetiegirlz: I get nauseous when I think of cotton candy and a vacuum bag (or bagless vacuum) at the same time.
finicky penguin: umbrella! no a big plastic bag will be fine: maybe from the dry cleaners.
pat: I think I’d always be checking my cotton candy wig for small children who got too close.
jimsmuse: I thought I got sprayed walking through the perfume section by mistake, but it was only dogshit on my shoe. What a relief!
Turkish Prawn: I like that image. “Off with their heads! Oooo! Save some of that blue cotton candy from the bourgeoisie for me!”
Mox. // June 20, 2008 at 12:39 am |
I’d bear the ants for an ever so temporary cotton candy wig. Wouldn’t last long.