Aarrhhh! Just a moment ……… I’ve “dislocated” my hotdog!
I have to pop the weiner back into the bun.
That’s better. I’m always dislocating that.
note: I relish relish.
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4 responses so far ↓
jimsmuse // June 12, 2008 at 10:29 pm |
I just read this post and was reminded of how dirty my mind is.
Thanks for that.
S. Le // June 12, 2008 at 11:24 pm |
I once passed the Weiner-mobile on the Ohio Turnpike. It was a thrill, I must say.
Kelly Pettit // June 13, 2008 at 7:37 am |
If I’m lost, can I be “Dislocated”??
planetross // June 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm |
Kelly Pettit: you should be at “dat” location not “dis” location
I “dink” I told you “dat” before
Jimsmuse: I thought there might be some of “dat” in the responses. It hurts just thinking about “dat”.
S. Le: I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, but I do remember not 1 but 2 of the Oscar Meyer Weiner songs from the commercials: “I wish I was …” and “My bologna has a first name …”