3 Things I Don’t Eat
asparagus, esophagus, sarcophagus.
Model Ships in Bottles
Big Deal! I want to see a large ship in a massive bottle. Now that would be cool!
Dust Bunnies
They breed like rabbits.
Barbers in Seville
I bet they get tired of that joke.
Self Exploratory Surgery
Don’t go there girlfriend!
Cobwebs
Why do I have them? I didn’t eat corn.
Greenhouses
They’re just big plastic bags.
The Great White Shark
What’s so great about it? I’ve never seen a regular white shark to compare it with.
Nudists and Adam
I bet they don’t have the “lint in the belly button” problem.
Unicycles
I was doing fine until the training wheels came off.
note: if you missed the first 3 in this series and you are a glutton for punishment:
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/too-much-time/
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/04/13/still-too-much-time/
http://planetross.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/still-more-too-much-time/
8 responses so far ↓
sweetiegirlz // June 1, 2008 at 4:53 am |
In germany they make Asparagus soup. It’s called ” spargel soup”. I always wanted to order it because I thought they were saying, “Sparkle” soup and i thought it was a cute name, until I found out it was Asparagus…..yuk. I ordered snails and garlic toast instead. lol. Which would you rather eat?
planetross // June 1, 2008 at 5:45 am |
I would order the snails and garlic toast everytime:)
Turkish Prawn // June 1, 2008 at 12:12 pm |
Spargel Suppe is delicious! You missed out. I bet it would have gone great with the snails.
And I tell you, you don’t know what good eating is until you’ve had my “Sarcophagus au Gratin”. Mmmm. Just the way mummy used to make it.
Turkish Prawn
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w1kkp // June 1, 2008 at 7:36 pm |
Oh, this whole series…I love it. Three things I don’t eat: asparagus. esophagus, sarcophagus (and you could spell them!) ..cobwebs…why do I have them, I don’t eat corn….I had to read that twice! Seriously, this could be one of those little books they sell at the counter of Barnes & Noble. REally little books. Usually they have inspirational things in them. The Hell with inspiration. It never delivers. Planetross does!
razzbuffnik // June 2, 2008 at 5:36 am |
“asparagus. esophagus, sarcophagus (and you could spell them!)”
I bet he cheated, like I would’ve, and used his spell checker
planetross // June 2, 2008 at 7:54 am |
I didn’t use spell check; I looked them up in my “suffix” dictionary
The only other one I could think of was “Snufalufagus” from Sesame Street.
I don’t eat those either
Tony // June 3, 2008 at 8:56 am |
Self Exploratory Surgery…
Did you ever see the Mr Bean episode where he did his own dentistry….
Words can’t describe how fear inspiring it was. I feared dentists before I watched it, it got worse from then on
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