Uncomfortably Numb

Sometimes I wake up to a sleeping arm.

I’ve slept on it during the night and in the morning it’s just dead.

I hate the feeling of “no feeling” in my arm.

I always think I’m going to break or sprain it accidentally.

When the blood starts flowing through it again, I’m always relieved.

 

Once I awoke from a nap to the phone ringing.

Both my arms were asleep.

I wanted to pick up the phone so badly, but all I could do was swing my arms uselessly from my sides.

After about the 10th ring I managed to knock the handset off the cradle.

“Just a moment, my arms are asleep“, I called in to the mouth piece as it dangled from the cord.

Who was on the line?

I don’t know. They hung up.

 

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