Tourist Attraction Improvement Guy

Tourist Attraction Improvement Guy! That’s my new dream job.

Just going around telling tourist attractions how to improve their trap… uh, I mean attraction.

 

Lighthouses: You only visit a lighthouse because that’s the next thing between good stuff and more good stuff. You have to pass it, so why not stop in for a look? They all look the same: by the ocean, big house with a light on top, white.

I’d put a really big switch on the outside of it that says, “Off/On“. Great photo opportunity. I’d bet more people would visit, or at least remember the stop. (same thing would work for Nuclear Power Plants too)

Anywhere that has a plywood/stick your face in the hole/take a funny picture thing.

Make the cut-outs naked and doing rude things. (doing rude things to other naked cut-outs would be better)

 

Signposts showing distance from other locations.

Put a few original locations with the distance from them; for example…

ex-wife: 5,000 km

job: 2,184 km

Tim Horton’s Donuts: 3,987 km

there: 1 cm

photographer: 5 meters

the moon: 400,000 km

being a millionaire: a long way

normal: see “being a millionaire” above

Spicing up tourist attractions; that’s for me!

 

note: photo model courtesy of planetross modeling inc.