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In a Jiffy

April 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

Jiffy
definition: short period of time. (origin unknown, circa 18th century)

I know it’s been used before: jiffy marker, jiffy sponge, jiffy pop popcorn.

but

What a cool name for one of those little smart cars!

-Be there in a Jiffy!

-Save money and the environment in a Jiffy!

-Drive to work in a Jiffy!

-Be at the beach in a Jiffy!

Negative Press: He died in a Jiffy.

Bad news, but at least it was in a Jiffy! Not prolonged and drawn out.

note: possible specialized markets:

Alternative Lifestyle People: Spliffy

Women: Miffy or Tiffy

Trendsetters: Spiffy or Niffy-T

double note: rejected names - Iffy, Whiffy, and Siffy

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1 response so far ↓

  • Kelly Pettit // April 17, 2008 at 3:21 am

    Here’s some other cars with strange names.
    Datsun Cherry : Having it stolen is like losing your virginity.
    Dodge Swinger: This is the perfect car for wife-swappers.
    Mitsubishi Mirage:The car that you only think you’re driving.
    Dodge Rampage: The Road-rage car.
    And I’m sure with time, you could find a million of ‘em!

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