FM Radio Play Only

 

My life is a song.

Please refrain by spitting off the bridge.

 

note: I need to change my chords … the grooves are all worn out on these ones.

double note: verses! … mine are all the same … I’m living in a regular universe.

 

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I’m Awfully Glad I’m a Beta!

 

“Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m awfully glad I’m a Beta and wear a red hat, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They’re too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color … unless it’s a skirt. I’m so glad I’m a Beta and wear a red hat. Have I mentioned that I wear a red hat? I do! … and it’s a very nice red.“
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 2
-planetross, bastardizing the classics, Ch. ?

 

note: a possible Epsilon in our midst!

 

 double note: I’ve put on 2 entries tonight. I’m bored and it’s raining. Okay … I’m not really bored … but it is raining heavily.
… and that “I’ll Be Bark” entry was a bit of a dog.

triple note: Wow! I really got very personal and in-depth with that “double note“! I think I’ve exposed myself! I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac too! … now I’ve done it!

 

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Knee Deep In Thought

 

I’m vacant lots of the time.

 

note: I’m staring aimfully … unless I start snoring … then I’m just sleeping with my eyes open.

double note: I thought they had a  job vagrancy that needed to be filled.

triple note: overheard at Calvary 

“Sure. I draw lots! … but I can only draw stickmen.“

quadruple note: I’m not sure where that “triple note” came from. I may be having flashbacks of a WWI Poets poetry course I took at university. Hey! it was worth a few credits … and mandatory.

quintuple note: I’m like paper towel: self-absorbant.

 

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I’ll Be Bark!

 

The Terminator has a dog?
How unbelievable is that?

That’s just so phoney!

Everyone knows the Terminator loves cats!

 

note: it must be a SkyeNet Terrier

double note: I had to research that first “note“. Do I win a prize?

triple note: I was interviewed by Prairie Flounder  over at
Sky Fishing. If you’re interested … or not … check out his cool blog. 

quadruple note: the interview link is the “interested” one.

 

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My Ariel Sharona

“I never read it in a book
I never saw it on a show
But I heard it in the alley
On the weird radio“

from “If You Wanna Get To Heaven” by Ozark Mountain Daredevils

 

I can’t remember too much stuff I studied in High School: it’s all fragments and things disappearing around corners now.

However, I probably remember every song lyric I heard between 13 and 18 years old.

If there had been cool songs explaining Biology, Chemistry, Physics, and Algebra; I bet I would have …

- cured my lack of facial hair
- distilled a potion that made me irresistible to the opposite sex
- invented a way to win at PacMan
and
- built a Death Star in the shape of AC/DC’s Angus Young’s guitar.

Sadly for me the education through song portion of my fountain of knowledge dried up soon after “The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round”.

 

 

note: probably the most educational song I know is Monty Python’s Universe Song.

double note: I might have even invented “flubber” if I had had enough money to buy records!

triple note: How cool was Fred MacMurray? Pretty cool! I kid you not!

quadruple note: “I studied so hard for the test that I lost my voice.”

quintuple note: sometimes the wheels on the bus don’t go round and round.

sextuple note: In the fantasy realm of educational songs …

The Rolling Stones: physics
The Beatles: entomology
Led Zeppelin: alchemy and aeronautics
The Animals: zoology
The Cars: automotive
ZZ Top: hair dressing school
David Bowie: biology
The Clash: art of war or fashion
The Police: criminology
Dr. Hook: medicine or possibly fishing
Men At Work: business
UB40: unemployment
The Doors: doors
AC/DC: the study of electricity
Crowded House: demographics
The Romantics: dead English poets you had to study in school
U2: spyware and spies and stuff

septuple note: I was going to include “Oasis: proctology” … but they weren’t around in my musical absorption period.

octuple note: Cheap Trick is more my life style.

 

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Arriving Non-Expectedly

 

“It’s about time” someone did something about those “it’s about time” late for work people!

Obviously they think it’s not about time for a change.

 

note: people who arrive late for work bother me in an “around about” sort of way.

double note: if you come to work late approximately one more time you will kind of be fired.

triple note: people who are always late are “time zoned out” or “timeless” or something like that.

quadruple note: I was going to call this one “Re: Tardiness” … but thought someone might jump to the wrong definition in the dictionary … or conclusion … or just jump for some reason.

 

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In My Dreams … #3

 

In my dreams I don’t know what I look like; I never seem to have a mirror.

Other people are no help at all … they aren’t carrying  mirrors either.

 

note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.

double note: #1  and #2  are still slumbering along.

 

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Simply Divine

 

 

note: in the winter it looks like an exoskeleton.

double note: I’m off for a 3 day weekend: possibly the beach will be involved. Have a great weekend! See you next week.

triple note: this is definitely a houseplant.

 

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Still More Really Bad Things

These things would also still be really bad:

- youtuberculosis

- a pipe dreamcatcher

- a lemonstration

- SpongeBob SquarePanty lines

- a wire tapioca pudding

- vending machine guns

- a gummy bearskin rug

- a flying saucercumcision

- heretic tacs

- a beatnik knack

- a commuter train of thought

- alkaline dancing … or just line dancing

- an absolooting

- a Welcome Back cotter pin

- a time share cropper

- having a hobby hoarse throat

- obscurvy

- kangarulers

- a suicide salad

- a punctured eardrum kit

- a saltwatermelon

- a tuna meltdown

- cheetah tahs!

- a chocolate barstool pigeon

- a toxic waste band

- a daffodil pickle

- a combination lockness monster

- a window psilocybin mushroom omeletter of recommendation

 

note: I do have “a coffee mugging” … now!

double note:  Really Bad Things  and More Really Bad Things  are still fake furmenting.

triple note:

quadruple note: sorry I haven’t been frequenting all your awesome blogs … frequently and on a regular basis non sporadically: “hit shappens” or something like that. Bork is a Witch!

 

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Living On The Edge

 

I’ve been living on the edge for a long time now;

… or maybe it’s just the periphery.

 

note: I usually get “peripherential treatment” most of the time.

double note: being sidelined on an unlined piece of paper is difficult.

triple note: I’m not marginal! … I’m butteral.

quadruple note: a false prophet is just a “pocketfisher of men” … or a false profit … or a pocket fissure … or something like that.

 

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